Monday, April 17, 2006

The Chronicles of JasunZ - The KTV, The Lyrics & The Lingzhi

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What a blog title! Hahaha. I'm inspired to write again. After several post of negativity and gloomitvity (if there is such a word) I finally found my inspiration to write something entertaining. (Of course at the expense of someone else or something in this instance.. muahaha)

I'm sure everyone is surprised and curious at what a "Lingzhi" got to do with KTV session. Let's be patient. We shall now understand a bit more about Lingzhi first.

Medical Abstract of Lingzhi
Lingzhi (also known as Ganoderma, Reishi, or Reishi Mushroom) is one of the most esteemed and potent herbal medicines. Considered an efficacious "divine" medicine used for health maintenance, Lingzhi is entirely without side effects even when taken in large amounts over long periods of time. It is able to regulate and normalize a person's physical constitution, and is amazingly effective against many hard-to-cure conditions.

Lingzhi belongs to the genus Ganoderma, which is distinguished by an egg-like form, yellowish-brown color, and a basidiospore with a two-layer wall. The various species in the Ganoderma are identified by the external form and internal structure of their fruiting bodies. Because the fruiting bodies have evolved to perform reproductive functions as the fungi adapted to different kinds of environment, the fruiting bodies of different Lingzhi species have very different forms and internal structures.

Ladies and Gentlemen... introducing "The Lingzhi"
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What a disgusting looking thing right? In my own words, I basically think of Lingzhi as a fungus or mushroom. Aiya... something rotten and foul smelling lar. Hahaha. Someone must be fuming mad!!!

Ok. Enough of rubbish. Yesterday, was slacking at home, deciding not to go anywhere then was chating with Franacia then she told me got a group of her friends going for KTV at CWP. So after doing some mental "Decision Making Tree" in my brain, decided to go or else people say I anti-social. Somemore so near, if I don't go, I still human or not. Haha.

So left home. Then disgusting thing happen to me. Haiz. There was 2 of my neighbours. Both of them belong to the "Brokeback" community. From afar when they say me, they started discussing. When I walked nearer to them, I saw them "bio-ing" me, from head to toe. The discuss again. I tried to ignore their presence and walk faster. After I cross the road, I turned back and bio a bit. Shit!! They were still there bio-ing. Shit. Utimately digusted. Haiz. Attracting the wrong audience. I need to reflect on myself. Haiz.

So, went Party World and met Francia friends. Weitian, Jasmine & fungus... erm I mean Lingzhi. Hahaha. Was singing quite happily. The got one song, "Ai Wo De Ren He Wo Ai De Ren" One of the lyrics I sang wrong, then she broke out in laughter and gossip to Francia about me singing wrong. @#$%^&* Then I "bu zhen qi" sing wrong again 2nd time. She laugh again. -_-"'

Anyway after that I decided that I needed to get back at the Fungus. The got one song, she sang a wrong word. Never Mind! Me being a gentleman, didn't laugh. I just whisper to Francia to take note as the same line is coming again. BULLSEYE!!! She got it wrong again. Mission Acomplished! Target destroyed!!! Muahaha.

Bo liao right, I'm finding fault with a Fungus. Haiz. Shall reflect on myself. Somemore this Fungus I just got to know and living in Woodlands somemore. Okie lar. Got link. Wood- Land & Fungus. Quite link.

Anyway, after KTV, went to CWP foodcourt to have dinner. I think in my 9 years living at Woodlands, I only went to the foodcourt less than 10 times. Sad right. Haha. So went home after dinner, watch TV programs, chatted with Franacia regarding her studies and slept at 1am.

So that's about all. Cheers!

Quote: "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

~Nothing is impossible, the impossible just takes longer~
JasunZ, Without Wax

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